Temple Beth El

March 2016

In the spirit of the 2016 election…

If I am elected President….

10.  If I am elected President, we will no longer have Iowa Couscous…(I mean   Caucus!)

9.  If I am elected President, we will celebrate President’s Month..(no work or school in February!)

8.  If I am elected President, children will take “ vegetables” as an elective!

7.  If I am elected President, the workday will be from 10am til 2pm….(If you can’t get it done in 4 hours…)

6.  If I am elected President, lunch for students will be a 4 credit-hour course.

5.  If I am elected President, every family member will have their own car.

4.  If I am elected President, all airlines will serve full meals at no additional cost.

3.  If I am elected President, all restaurants will offer “all you can eat for $5”.

2.  If I am elected President, hamentashen will be “calorie-free”!

…and number 1:

If I am elected President, my “cabinet” will always be well-stocked!

HAG PURIM SAMEIACH!!!

Hazzan Martin Leubitz