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In the spirit of the 2016 election…
If I am elected President….
10. If I am elected President, we will no longer have Iowa Couscous…(I mean Caucus!)
9. If I am elected President, we will celebrate President’s Month..(no work or school in February!)
8. If I am elected President, children will take “ vegetables” as an elective!
7. If I am elected President, the workday will be from 10am til 2pm….(If you can’t get it done in 4 hours…)
6. If I am elected President, lunch for students will be a 4 credit-hour course.
5. If I am elected President, every family member will have their own car.
4. If I am elected President, all airlines will serve full meals at no additional cost.
3. If I am elected President, all restaurants will offer “all you can eat for $5”.
2. If I am elected President, hamentashen will be “calorie-free”!
…and number 1:
If I am elected President, my “cabinet” will always be well-stocked!
HAG PURIM SAMEIACH!!!
Hazzan Martin Leubitz